slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

(via constable-connor)

guy:

FUCK usually Linda is the one that does the blowing

(via ebayes)

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

lingvonil:

fighteous:

Now that’s how you do a broken gif.

THIS IS FUCKING DEMONIC

(via exosith)

beingnancyyy:

Lmfao